That would be ashamed.
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Self-castration with a pair of scissors4 is also worth trying.
Crap. I was hoping your link would take me to a similar article illustrated in pastels and filled with happy, reasonable people showing how itâs done.
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I always assumed that this was the time for the father of the bride/groom to admit he was also the father of the other bride/groom - and that otherwise everyone should shut up.
I think itâs because that manâs right leg is actually scaffolding, so theyâre all REALLY IMPRESSED at whatâs going on.
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âŚor for someone to burst through the doors and shout âhe/sheâs already married⌠to me!â
There are lots of other possibilities, though I doubt ânotorious concubinageâ gets used much these days.
Really there shouldnât be any objection during the wedding - thatâs just the last call.
In theory of course, bride, groom, and everyone they know well are in the same congregation, where the priest has announced the wedding and reminded everyone that if they know any reason they shouldnât be married, to come see him privately after the service.
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These would work, although theyâd be a little too late.
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Releasing one from the messy cleanup of explaining your objection to family and friends afterward.
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I wasnât there, but in pictures and legend, my maternal grandfather at my parents wedding looked like he was at a funeral than a wedding. If only thereâd been an internet back then, though that would likely have repercussions on my existance.
My parents were denied permission to marry by my paternal grandfather- at the time, anyone under 21 needed their parentsâ permission to get married. They got married as soon as they could do so without permission (which happened to be when they were 20, due to changes in the law).
Not as dramatic as stopping the service partway through, though.
Shame.
Perhaps they should do their homework:
Are you ready for marriage?
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