How to turn a chicken into a dinosaur

The Buckeye breed is well-known as effective mousers, also. Fierce…

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I want to unlace your corset and sniff your bustle.

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Um . . . it walks like chicken with a plunger on its butt?

So many fros.

So very many fros.

Are you trying to make me feel old?

You do know Jack Horner (the archeologist, not the nursery rhyme resident) is trying to create a mini-dinosaur from chicken DNA…?

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Walk like an Egg-yptian.

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That’s pretty cool. Besides, it beats frogs, like they used in Jurassic Park.

Did you read the friggin’ paper?

EXTERMINATE EXTERMINATE

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Bantams tend to be pretty psycho, though. Especially the roosters. Napoleon syndrome, I think.

I never found them to be psycho. Very protective, definitely, and I do know a lady who was gouged by a bantam rooster’s spur because it was so territorial, but none of the bantams which I owned were crazy like that. They’re very tough, hardy chickens, but I suppose that it’s luck of the draw whether you get one that’s over-the-top or not.

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The experiments with sticking prosthetics onto dinosaurs are getting completely out of hand.

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That’s not a prosthetic…he’s just really happy to see you!

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