You want to have the dog wash the human in the swing? This makes no sense.
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The microplane makes sense to me because it’s part of the “making stuff” mindset. The jump from sex swing=>dog wash is some interesting lateral thinking (something I’m not terribly good at), so I find it fascinating.
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I find it more interesting that while the guy seems to be enjoying it a lot, the girl is like “Oh, hi! Yes, I’m waiting for Jim to start, any time now!”
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“…stick to Rome antics.”
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I’ll take famous Margarets for 200 Alex
Seriously! Nothing says love and eros like imperialism, FFS. Talk about instant turn-offs.
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Not romantic? Clearly you didn’t notice it comes with the Love Eye Mask.
Why not? If a monkey can wash a cat…
I must confess that, though I had heard of them previously, somehow up until now the precise functionality of these apparatuses had eluded me.
But yah, considering http://boingboing.net/2016/01/13/lost-and-lonely-dildo-on-a-con.html kept the stuff below the fold, methinks the same standard ought to apply here.
A monkey has opposable thumbs though sir, dogs do not. How can a dog hold the soap? You’re only asking for trouble and likely a large amount of dog saliva.
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- LMAO!! That comment almost made coffee shoot out of my nose!
- Reminds me of the name on a pet grooming van used in the last episodes of Justifed
Down On All Fours Mobile Grooming “The experts at doggie style”
If we’re still talking about a St Bernard here, then don’t they come standard with a handy container? Just swap out the booze.
Sure, then you have to figure out how they’ll use the soap, but I can’t solve all your problems for you…
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So, where’s the pic of @jlw and Nemo?
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It was probably very fast thinking when his wife opened the package.
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At the very least, I’m sure someone around here can 'shoop it.
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No, it can be quite romantic, just not for you. BDSM couples have romance too, and might think this was the perfect valentine’s day present. Also for those with nonstandard body shapes, or some kinds of disabilities, a contraption like this might be one of the few ways they could be positioned comfortably for intimacy with their sweetheart.
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Maybe it’s a reference to the decadence of ancient Rome. "But honey, it’s romantic, you know, like “Caligula.”
(oh, I see popobawa4u beat me to it.)
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I come to bury bones, not to praise them!
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do the romans?
Hey, I may be desperate for work - but I am not desperate enough to do the Romans!
