It hits everything…
My mom made me a suit like that. I had no idea others were as unfortunate. (Love you, mom! But it was soooooooooo ugly.)
Just another reminder that if one were to put on any suit constructed in the 70’s, you will look like a circus clown.
Those kids are minutes away from getting their books dumped.
And/or being on the receiving end of several Atomic Wedgies.
Dispatches from the (near) future:
Who wouldn’t want to be Dance Captain for the Internet Archive?!?!?!?!
He was fleshy, grotesque and mutated - no getting around it - but MAN could he play the vibes!
“Baby, If you want to get go on a roadtrip you buy these small cars and let them drive all over for the cameras. That’s Hotwheels, man!”
Major selling points. Sure it’s all adcopy. But it’s TRUE.