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Here’s a better one:
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Tweet from the future
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It’s the truth.
O… M… GEE…
That’s too perfect.
FFS, why does randomness have to be so uncannily lumpy?
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The skinjobs are getting creative.
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Eerie
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Secret, warrantless bottles are the worst.
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So, remember what I was saying about problematic bot-tweets?
Otherwise, there’s been some fantastic stuff:
We have top men working on it. TOP MEN!
“I’ll stop the world and melt with you” 
and one more for the “horrifying” category:
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Sigh…
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It hits everything…
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