I swallowed hard when he said that. Thank goodness he clarified a second later. Ears. Phew.
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I canât say you didnât warn me. But damn, watching this altered the state of my mind anyway. Best bit? Thatâs itâs only part 1 of 18.
Every great has their time regardless of the blues from the pacts they may or may not have made.
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Hell ainât a bad place,
Hell is from here to eternity
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Yes. And âother peopleâ!
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Itâs fun to just skip though the different parts until you find something interesting. This guy goes everywhere: occult, sex, rebellion, drugs, backmasking and even a bit about how christian rock canât possibly be christianâŚ
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I love how the first thing he says about the Beatles is that theyâre communists. Hate to tell the christian right this, but Jesus wasnât a capitalist.
Oh, who am I kidding. I love telling them that.
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In high school I knew a guy that said that if he ever made a heavy metal album he was going to backmask it, but instead of âHail Satan!â and âKill your parents!â, is was going to be filled with âgoodâ stuff like âDo your homework!â and âMow the lawn!â
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Itâs a solid rule for evangelical anything
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Yes, any music containing a diminished fifth belongs to the devil.
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The BBC tried to sex up Bachâs organ pieces a while ago in a TV series called â21st Century Bachâ, which employed âunusual camera techniquesâ and had a title sequence by Damien Hirst. Not sure who it was really intended to appeal toâŚ
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He had me at âCan you plug Jesus Christ in to a stageâŚ?â
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Thank you, Berkeley Breathed. There was a time when I would have believed this crap, but Bloom County saved my life. Hallelujah!
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Quite the contrary. Jesusâ abilities wouldâve let him easily be in place for any good waves that come along, and heâd never have to bother with a wetsuit when surfing good West Coast breaks. If Jesus didnât surf, then he missedâŚa golden opportunity.
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Holes.
Yeah. I keep waiting for U.S. Christians to rise up agains the money changers. Whenâs it gonna happen already?
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With muzik!
Back when I was in college, a classmate was worried that the Gaelic folk song âAlasdair Mhic Cholla Ghasdaâ might be Satanic because it wasnât in English, I told him that wasnât the kind of thing I lost any sleep over.
There was also a soapbox fire-and-brimstone preacher at that school who declared that all music that doesnât explicitly âglorify the Lordâ is Satanic. So I asked him if instrumental music counted, and he said yes, it did. I asked him if the concertos of Antonio Vivaldi, who was a Catholic priest, were Satanic. He stopped talking to me and went on with his rant. (It wouldnât have surprised me though if he was in the âCatholics are devil-worshipping idolatersâ camp.)
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Well the ancient Welsh song Nos Galan, the basis for Deck the Halls, is certainly a lot hotter stuff in the original lyrics than it is now. Surely any song that talks about kissing in the arbor and the soft bosom of the beloved must have been inspired by Satan. Well, I guess except for the Song of Songs. Because thatâs all allegory, yeah.
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Itâs great that someone so humorless can bring so much humor to humanity.
The 2nd video is pure John Hagee - everything but Christ + the word of god is EVIL. These kind of sermons are his bread and butter.
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