I’ve heard of gay bears, but this is ridiculous.
I know! I am too terrified to contemplate where The Gay Agenda will rear its ugly head next…
How do we know this wasn’t just a unicorn farting a rainbow onto a whale?
Time to dust off my old “Nuke Gay Whales for Jesus” bumper sticker.
It’s WLLWD - what Lyndon Larouche would do.
Snotbow!
Perhaps the whale swallowed the unicorn, which farted while in the whale.
That’s the HAARPback whale, with its CHEMTRAILSPOUT!
WAKE UP, SHEEPLE!
Holy shit… I AM A SHEEPLE! SHERPSON! thing. That whale has been part of the plan to sabotage my autonomy! Quick, books! What are some books I can buy? Who should I vote for? Throw me a lifeline here!
Forget unicorn chasers, now we’ve got rainbow-snorting humpback whale chasers!
Coming to a self-publish near you soon, a PNR story about the magical gay were-whales that shoot rainbows to attract their True Mates. This will be the cover.
Not so sinister - the whales just got news of the SCOTUS ruling because it takes a few weeks to translate that kind of stuff into mournful moans and clicks.
How in the world can this happen??? Is it MAGIC?
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