Originally published at: Hundreds of NYC residents calling city to complain about noisy "sex mayhem" | Boing Boing
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I’m blushing, over here.
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Staten Island; the defeated middle-aged suburbs of NYC.
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Sounds to me like some people’s quality of life is just fine.
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Interesting. 
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You’ll have to take matters into your own hands…
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“Sex Mayhem” has got to be the name of a punk band, right? Right?
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May all of us who are interested live lives blessed by sex mayhem.
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“sex mayhem”
I’d claim it as a band name but someone has to have snagged it already.
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“Our officers would also like to thank the community for all the tips on where to find hot orgy parties in town.”
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I read the headline as referring to hundreds of complaints about a single incident.
I’m a little disappointed.
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How is sex mayhem dot com not already taken?
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The numbers seem low to me. I mean it’s NYC after all.
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Perhaps a case of premature evacuation?
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NGL this song slaps
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Ohhhhh. . . so close. . . .
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What do I do with it now?
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“We’re here about a noise complaint… and it’s our duty to inform you that you have the right to remain sexy.”
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