I didn't shit my pants at McDonalds 25 years ago, Australian Prime Minister insists

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Oh, well, I shit my pants all the time. He’s a piker if he doesn’t. Especially at Taco Bell, but I suspect everyone has that checked off on their bucket list.

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I didn’t shit my pants at McDonalds 25 years ago, Australian Prime Minister insists

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It was no more than 1/2 a bucket!

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All I want to know is (depending on whether he did or did not), DID HE SUPERSIZE IT?

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I mean, isn’t shitting oneself at McDonald part of the shared human experience?

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Context on why he’s doing this.
Morrison’s government has completely fucked up the covid vaccination rollout, causing Australia’s vaccination rate to be 49th amongst the 50th wealthiest countries. He’s also being blamed for a resurgence in Covid (the two most populous states are currently in lockdown) due to his refusal to build specialised quarantine facilities a year on, meaning the country is still relying on a flawed hotel system for quarantine. Oh yeah, he’s also released an ad shaming 20somethings for not vaccinating, despite there being no vaccines available for that age bracket.

Morrison’s response to being held to account for this has been to spend the last week avoiding the press, only now sticking his failed-advertising-executive head up to trot his bullshit “goofy man of the people” shtick out, which this time around involves posting his favourite curry recipe to facebook and trying to lean into a 2 year old meme about shitting his pants with a repugnant shock jock. Anything to distract from the issues at hand.
I am so fucking tired of our conservative government.

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The pants-shitting usually happens after McD’s

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So it wasn’t him, or it wasn’t at McDonalds?

That was the funniest thing I’ve seen today. Drinking tea and need a new keyboard.

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I’m shitting myself in mcdonalds right now!

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I’m glad to have made your day a little brighter

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watching this guy shrivel up and vanish is something else

If only, @beschizza, if only.

The guy’s a massive fuckwit. As capnjimbo said above, Morrison has comprehensively fucked up Australia’s covid response, gone MIA at crucial times and then come out and talked about this rather than responding to - or, you know, actually doing something about - major issues such as the quarantine debacle or the fucked up vaccine rollout. Priorities, dickhead.

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The rich crapestry of life!

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Wait, did he just clarify that he shit his pants while merely driving past the McDonald’s? Like a Pavlovian response or something?

Sorry, you’re only allowed to have it your way at BK.

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Neat, but nothing compared to Austrian German.

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The irony is that few politicians can rightly claim they have intestinal fortitude.

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New thread: coprophilia

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