I didn't shit my pants at McDonalds 25 years ago, Australian Prime Minister insists

Originally published at: I didn't shit my pants at McDonalds 25 years ago, Australian Prime Minister insists | Boing Boing

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I just don’t think that I can vote for someone who has never shit themselves at McDonalds (or possibly Burger King).

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I also did not shit my pants at McDonald’s 25 years ago, so I can sympathize.

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Wait is “Maccas” Aussie for “Mickey-Ds”

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Either that or the PM is on strangely intimate terms with Paul McCartney.

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Yep, got to keep up the pattern with the slang terms:

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Maybe he didn’t, but somebody certainly did.

Yet until the true culprit comes forward, I move that we no longer call Scott Morrison “Australia’s PM”, but rather “Australia’s BM”.

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Australian political life is clearly a dignified affair.

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What about 24 years ago? :thinking:

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Sir, this is a Wendy’s.

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Is there some reason it would be newsworthy if he did? It happens to everyone eventually, at McD’s or elsewhere. Scoff and await karma.

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So he didnt shit his pants. Did he shit someone else’s pants?

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Would have been the thing closest to food ever produced in a McDonalds :smiley: so why deny it?

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It was a simple misunderstanding

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Barbra Streisand is rolling in her grave!

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but… she’s still alive!

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Your denial just amplifies my claim!

(Thank you for straight-manning my setup)

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Don’t make me use the off-topic flag.

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That’s nothing Prime Minister… our last President used to shit himself ON TV! Own your shit, man. /s

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