I found a locked safe hidden at the back of a closet in my new house

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When it is false love?

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I stared at that far too long waiting for it to load…

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Reminded me of the even darker version:

Lesson seems to be, if you find lot’s of great food in a hidden space, don’t eat it and leave the space ASAP.

Having said that, I would totally eat 20 - 50 year old canned salmon found in a locked safe, if only a small bite and as long as it passes the smell test.

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Safe not opening fast enough for youse?

#Big D!

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Has he tried unlocking it with a banana?

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