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So, um, Herr Drumpf isn’t the only one who hires folks to pee on stuff?
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Preposterous! There is no such thing.
It’s a simple logical contradiction - if it’s open, it’s not safe, and if it’s a safe therefore it’s not open. Q.E.F.D.
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True. Also, doors are a pernicious lie. There are only walls, and holes in walls.
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When is a door not a door?
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When it is a door a bull.
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Oh, the problems we’ve had storing peanut butter.
Sooner or later someone closes it, and then there’s such a mess.
(When we try to transport it, then it just gets confiscated by the DHS.)
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When they’re a member of a tribute band?
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When it’s in front of a mouse?
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When it is false love?
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