I found a locked safe hidden at the back of a closet in my new house

[anon63496581]

[Melizmatic]

[Slartibartfast]

I stared at that far too long waiting for it to load…

[anon29631895]

[kingannoy]

@stinkinbadgers

Or?

Reminded me of the even darker version:

Lesson seems to be, if you find lot’s of great food in a hidden space, don’t eat it and leave the space ASAP.

Having said that, I would totally eat 20 - 50 year old canned salmon found in a locked safe, if only a small bite and as long as it passes the smell test.

[Grey_Devil]

[anon61221983]

[Grey_Devil]

[miasm]

Safe not opening fast enough for youse?

#Big D!

[SamSam]

Has he tried unlocking it with a banana?

[anon63496581]

[stinkinbadgers]

[anon63496581]

[Melizmatic]

@Slartibartfast

I stared at that far too long waiting for it to load…

*lolz

This one is even more apt for this thread:

@kingannoy

Reminded me of the even darker version:

There was a live action version of Coraline?

[Grey_Devil]

@Melizmatic

There was a live action version of Coraline?

In Spanish. During the Spanish Civil War. And her name isn’t Coraline.

[Melizmatic]

I was never interested in seeing that film, and now that you have described it to me…

[anon67050589]

What did I just see?

[teknocholer]

@teknocholer

Armed with a drill, a paper clip, a remote camera and a lot of patience, Pothiers got down to work Tuesday evening.

[SenorSchaffer]

CLIPPY! Where’ve you been?

[daneel]

It is a fabulous film.

Del Toro’s best, probably.