I found a locked safe hidden at the back of a closet in my new house

Baby, I’ve been waiting,
I’ve been waiting night and day.
I didn’t see the time,
I waited half my life away.

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Is that the largest Zombie I’ve ever seen?

#WANT

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I’m not waiting on a lady
I’m just waiting on a safe

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Ah, that’s cousin Raoul. RIP. That’s why I haven’t heard from him in a while. I always knew he’d come to a bad end. But I was hoping he was just LOCKED IN THE SAFE!

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That poor rat!

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Smart rat!

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I watched it, it was good and so damn awful.

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Best one yet

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Thanks!

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and @XantheStone

You may enjoy this if not already seens:

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You are a sick, sick person.

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I dunno. I like melancholy, and I think my favorite sad film ever is Dancer in the Dark.

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An understatement at best. I tell people they really should watch it. Once. Its beautiful but absolutely soul destroying.

I did not like it. But I know many who do. I remember it being really vague and plodding.

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I’ve generally liked, although not loved, most of del Toro’s films, but I was un-enthused by Hellboy. Lots of nice elements, but it didn’t really fit together well for me.

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From Wikipedia about Fonz in Happy Days:

“He and his mother were abandoned by his father. When the senior Fonzarelli disappeared, he left a locked box for his son, but not a key; the young Arthur did everything to open the box before finally repeatedly running over it with his tricycle, only to reveal that it just contained the key to the box.”

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Open up, Pee-Wee!

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Geez, just seeing the trailer brought it all back.

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