I found a locked safe hidden at the back of a closet in my new house

[Katryn]

[Katryn]

[Ryuthrowsstuff]

I’m pretty sure that’s intentional.

@the_borderer

How long is this going to take?

Bumping a lock is typically pretty fast. I’ve tried it a few times.

That’s if the locksmith survives the trip the car. Dark energies swirling about.

[Katryn]

[d_r]

@beschizza

He’s a retired Air Force serviceman who has been a safecracker for 25 years. His most challenging job was when a guard armory found that it had lost the combination to their weapons vault when deploying. 18 hours.

You should have him write a guest blog or 3 on BB about his most interesting cracks.

BTW, I’m surprised @jlw is following this thread but not @frauenfelder. I thought Mark was all about the locks (and Jason more about the lox).

[bunkyboar]

While we are waiting for pictures, here is some advice on opening Yale OBB locks:
http://en.allexperts.com/q/Locksmithing-3110/2011/12/hhhhhheeeeeeellppppp.htm

[beschizza]

All will be revealed in minutes.

[rkt88edmo]

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All will be revealed in minutes.
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???

Count to ten thousand! (Part 1)

Simplest game ever: Count to 10,000! One number per post Bonus points for style: posting an image, quotes, or suchlike. We played this game on another forum I frequented and it took four and a half years to finish. They’ve been counting down for the last three months.

[anon63496581]

[Skeptic]

@beschizza

All will be revealed in minutes.

Which minutes is left unspecified.

[MarkDow]

[Donald_Petersen]

I’m currently on the can, with the shower heating up. Do I sit here and wait, or risk jumping in for a 5-minute shower?

[anon68952647]

Just to be safe, bring it in with you.

[piratejenny]

@crenquis

the doc went through three diamond-tipped bits while drilling a new route for my mother’s tear duct.

Good grief, what is your mother made of?

[MarkDow]

NOW IS NOT THE TIME FOR FEAR!

[dave_b]

Has it been enough minutes?

[Skeptic]

@Donald_Petersen

Do I sit here and wait, or risk jumping in for a 5-minute shower?

Definitely take the shower, if you want Rob to post. It’s like how it will rain if you leave your umbrella behind.

[beschizza]

[manybellsdown]

I get an error message when I click it. I screamed.

[crenquis]

@beschizza

All will be revealed in minutes.