I found a locked safe hidden at the back of a closet in my new house

I’m beginning to think Rob is evil incarnate.

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where’s the damned fast-forward button?

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Sod it check in the morning.

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I must have inherited it, since my fighting technique of hurting people’s hands with my skull is actually quite effective.

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In a better, purer universe, I posted a rickroll and went to the pub.

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By the way, the words you’re looking for are “Oh good grief.”

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An error occurred!!! Ahh…Rob couldn’t have done better if he planned this!

Oh, wait… :open_mouth:

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FAAAAAAAAAAAACK.

perfect song choice, though.

Coulda used a sad trombone at the end!

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As we expected.

Still a better return on my investment than some of the stuff in the BB store.

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It worked on my laptop but not my phone.

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A world where the safe was cracked before you even posted the OP, and you are now using your cell phone at a pub to post a 10 month old video.

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Guess that’s where they put The Nothing.

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Wait, does that mean this thread is going to be closed?!?

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I would have settled for a lymph wave…

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I second this. I bet this guy has some great stories to share.

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This is where you put something in the safe, close it again, delete all our memories of today and all these posts, and do this again tomorrow.

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They do tend to have nice carpets.

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You should write a new post documenting this entire saga given how noisy this one is.

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Well, you’re never getting that time back.

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