I found a locked safe hidden at the back of a closet in my new house

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This is where you put something in the safe, close it again, delete all our memories of today and all these posts, and do this again tomorrow.

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They do tend to have nice carpets.

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You should write a new post documenting this entire saga given how noisy this one is.

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Well, you’re never getting that time back.

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Mixed feelings

At first I’m all

But then I sorta felt like

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New gofundme to buy the locksmith a pint or 12.

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Needs a possessory credit, “Un film de Rob Beschizza”.

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I second this.

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(*・_・)ノ⌒ *

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Aren’t you putting it in your living room?
Does the carpet match the drapes?

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Ceci n’est pas une coffre-fort.

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So what was the little black thing in the final drawer?

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Are you implying Rob isn’t a ginger?

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Right, locksmith, the one who is never shown, not even from the back
wouldn’t want the “secrets” of how a 100 year-old safe is cracked to get out.

:smiley:

Edit: photos of the safe cracker have been posted :astonished:

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I hope you took your shower. I washed a bunch of dishes about the time you posted.

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Well, I’m clean and dripping now. Where’s the photo evidence? Preferably a gif of the door swinging wide to reveal contents-if-any?

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Pure Evil!

Edit:

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Looked like a locking mechanism to me.

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Where are you seeing anything?!

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Next, in Season 2, Rob finds a mysterious car in the garage of the house he bought, but it’s locked, and Rob forgot to renew his AAA membership


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