I found a locked safe hidden at the back of a closet in my new house

As safe as dank carpet anyway.

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As long as there are people to remember it

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It is not safe.

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Remember, chimney descents are not safe, kids, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_AW_sny6kY

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KATE
I’m sorry, it’s – Lincoln’s
birthday. Something terrible
happened on Lincoln’s birthday one
year, and ever since then…

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https://youtu.be/dxgPX5-cmvc

If only we had known sooner…

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Are you sure it’s a collapsable blimp?

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I’m disappointed it wasn’t pertaining to dank carpets.

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Dank carpets and coffee in Gweneth Paltrow’s butt: Discuss.

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I mean, for her that’s called a Monday.

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Hmmmmm…

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Come on folks, we’re almost at 3000! We can do it!.

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3000? Pfft. I miss the questions thread.

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