I found a locked safe hidden at the back of a closet in my new house

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Maybe the Bedford bar and restaurant in Chicago?

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Just lock me in.

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I would have preferred the original Tresor

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The bicycle thread died, but the SAFE thread lives on!

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Priorities! They are locked away in a safe!

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They locked the bike thread in the safe. What do you think that dank carpet was made out of?

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Until the next safe thread comes along. Then it’s safe unlocking threads all the way down

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This is the Dank Carpet Hypothesis.

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Summary

I just took the advanced user tutorial by PMing @discobot start advanced user. He taught me to make polls and summaries.

  • I feel safe at home
  • I do not feel safe at home
  • Ceci n’est pas une safe

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U jelly, @beschizza?

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As the thread gains replies, its gravitational pull increases. Eventually no threads can escape it, and all new threads will become this one. The very fabric of BoingBoing will be rewritten in its image.

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Which is why I’m proposing a new cult religion. We will go back to the state in which the safe was still locked and was full of nothing but potential.

Also…

Zoltan: We’ll travel through space… with cool aliens who LIKE us!.*

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Oddly not.

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Lately, I’ve been regretting not hitching a ride on the old Hale-Bop comet.

Maybe the Divinity of the Dank Carpet can fill that void.

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Can we ever best the original questions thread?

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Should it even be attempted?

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Does this make it the safe questions thread?

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Isn’t it hard as the 10000 post limit kinda makes it impossible now?

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