I found a locked safe hidden at the back of a closet in my new house

#2934

I also found that to be quite rude.

I need a safe space.

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#2935
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#2936

Maybe the Bedford bar and restaurant in Chicago?

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#2937

Just lock me in.

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#2938

I would have preferred the original Tresor

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#2939
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#2940

The bicycle thread died, but the SAFE thread lives on!

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#2941

Priorities! They are locked away in a safe!

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#2942

They locked the bike thread in the safe. What do you think that dank carpet was made out of?

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#2944

Until the next safe thread comes along. Then it’s safe unlocking threads all the way down

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#2945

This is the Dank Carpet Hypothesis.

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#2946
Summary

I just took the advanced user tutorial by PMing @discobot start advanced user. He taught me to make polls and summaries.

  • I feel safe at home
  • I do not feel safe at home
  • Ceci n’est pas une safe

0 voters

#2947

U jelly, @beschizza?

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#2949

As the thread gains replies, its gravitational pull increases. Eventually no threads can escape it, and all new threads will become this one. The very fabric of BoingBoing will be rewritten in its image.

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#2950

Which is why I’m proposing a new cult religion. We will go back to the state in which the safe was still locked and was full of nothing but potential.

Also…

Zoltan: We’ll travel through space… with cool aliens who LIKE us!.*

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#2951

Oddly not.

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#2952

Lately, I’ve been regretting not hitching a ride on the old Hale-Bop comet.

Maybe the Divinity of the Dank Carpet can fill that void.

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#2954

Can we ever best the original questions thread?

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#2955

Should it even be attempted?

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#2956

Does this make it the safe questions thread?

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