I found a locked safe hidden at the back of a closet in my new house

Plenty, just take your pick.

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Thanks! I’m in a bit of a hurry…you’ll have to excuse me if I bolt my drink.

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Does someone have documentation for the 10,000 post limit on BBS threads? @TobinL?

Anyway, time for more ā€œsafeā€ puns!

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Yes we are safe till 10,000 posts.
I miss the questions thread now.

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So annoyed that I couldn’t get this to embed. Womp womp.

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Seen yesterday in Minneapolis. No word on whether they come locked or unlocked…

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Of if they come supplied with dank carpet.

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One imagines that the pricing is Ć  la carte…sure, the safes are on sale, but they get you on the extras…

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Hmm…The sign says safe sale, as in singular…and it looks as if the sign’s been out there a while…Who knows, maybe it is a locked safe, just one, and people keep buying it and then returning it in frustration, and they keep selling the same one over and over…Profit!!

But no one would say ā€œsafes saleā€, would they?

This is what I do to give my brain a break from the news of the day…

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I feel like the British might say ā€œSafes Saleā€ in the same way they say ā€œdrugs offensesā€ and ā€œmathsā€.

Actually this whole thing is a bit weird. In US English, you might be indicted on ā€œweapons chargesā€ (plural adjectival noun) and charged with ā€œdrug offensesā€ (singular etc). My one-ear BBC listening tells me that the British use the plural constructions more frequently, but I don’t think it’s universal for them either. I wonder what the Venn diagrams look like…

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VaultTec

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Stay safe everyone.

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Was it made by ACME?

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That’s… a lot of ramen noodles. Though the math seems suspect – ā€œ133k packsā€ = ā€œ$100kā€? Not anywhere I shop, except for the nice Shin Ramyun stuff.

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Someone got the munchies really bad.

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And then subsequently had an epic case of intestinal distress and/or dehydration, I suspect.

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