I found a locked safe hidden at the back of a closet in my new house

Oh, is this the new Lounge? Can I get a drink here?

There must be a tumbler around here somewhere…

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Plenty, just take your pick.

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Thanks! I’m in a bit of a hurry…you’ll have to excuse me if I bolt my drink.

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Does someone have documentation for the 10,000 post limit on BBS threads? @TobinL?

Anyway, time for more “safe” puns!

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Yes we are safe till 10,000 posts.
I miss the questions thread now.

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So annoyed that I couldn’t get this to embed. Womp womp.

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Seen yesterday in Minneapolis. No word on whether they come locked or unlocked…

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Of if they come supplied with dank carpet.

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One imagines that the pricing is à la carte…sure, the safes are on sale, but they get you on the extras…

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Hmm…The sign says safe sale, as in singular…and it looks as if the sign’s been out there a while…Who knows, maybe it is a locked safe, just one, and people keep buying it and then returning it in frustration, and they keep selling the same one over and over…Profit!!

But no one would say “safes sale”, would they?

This is what I do to give my brain a break from the news of the day…

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I feel like the British might say “Safes Sale” in the same way they say “drugs offenses” and “maths”.

Actually this whole thing is a bit weird. In US English, you might be indicted on “weapons charges” (plural adjectival noun) and charged with “drug offenses” (singular etc). My one-ear BBC listening tells me that the British use the plural constructions more frequently, but I don’t think it’s universal for them either. I wonder what the Venn diagrams look like…

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VaultTec

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Stay safe everyone.

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Was it made by ACME?

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That’s… a lot of ramen noodles. Though the math seems suspect – “133k packs” = “$100k”? Not anywhere I shop, except for the nice Shin Ramyun stuff.

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Someone got the munchies really bad.

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