I found a locked safe hidden at the back of a closet in my new house

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You know, when this thread started getting close to 3 thousand replies, we joked about hitting the Discourse limit. In those naive early days of the Trump administration I foolishly thought this might have a chance of being the longest thread in modern BBS.

There was one thing I wasn’t counting on at the time.

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Not to mention

We were so young, and so innocent.

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There’s nothing “safe” about 2020.

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Relevant side-note:

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Is… is this some sort of reboing?

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Sure, let’s go with that.

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Boing-boing… boing.

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If it doesn’t now, it should when it gets closed again.

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Hey, it got boinged!

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It’s safes all the way down

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@beschizza, did you try before you called the locksmith?

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@beschizza have i got the article for you to post :wink:

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Thanks for @RickMycroft for posting this in another thread, but it clearly belongs here…

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They’re far more patient than the BBS. Four hundred attempts in and still nothing.

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BosnianBill could have been helpful.

(Not included in this video: “if purchasing a built-in safe, before the previous homeowner has left you the combination.”)

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Clears throat

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Not dank enough.

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Shouldn’t @beschizza be the judge of dankness?

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