I grew up with this version:
S-S-S-S-
A-A-A-A-
F-F-F-F-
E-E-E-E-
T-T-T-T-
Y-Y-Y-Y-
Safe-safe-safe-safe-
crack-crack-crack-crack!
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And now Iāve got to post this more recent one:
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Iām not wearing any.
(bathrobe)
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Heh. Literature (and interrupted input signals) aināt the same for the Twenty-First Century Digital Boy.
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Yes, but how many times?
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hell yeah. sign me up.
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I shall expect mine in the mail
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Ooh, some good anagrams in there:
A lapse of office sin
Caffeine foils a sop
A penis oils face-off
Poo-face sniffs a lie
ā¦and many more.
(Sorry about those last two, Iām watching Nigel Farage live - or as live as he ever is - and it is obviously having an impact.)
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You are? Why?
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Boob on the Beeb.
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Tomorrow, the sawzalling will begin.
Of the false wall around the safe.
Not the safe.
This might seem anticlimactic, given that the safe will not be accessed. However it will hopefully make it easy to remove the safe somewhere more scenic and accessible. So combinations can be attempted at leisure.
Or it can be dragged into the yard and exposed to more aggressive methods.
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That should be in an Evelyn Waugh novel. In fact, I think itās my new head-canon that it is, and Iāve just forgotten which one.
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I have no idea if your safe has wheels, but if not, I had great success moving a bank of safe deposit boxes across a room, solo, using a few lengths of copper pipe, rolling it on them and moving the last one out the back forward to the front, pyramid builder style.
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10 dollars says you can convince some happy mutants to record it for less than 10 dollars.
It just became very difficult for me to finish what I was doing.
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Or it can be dragged into the yard and exposed to more aggressive methods.
A multi-day account suspension can do wonders.
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