This those tiny fingers? I doubt it.
Open it? Not likely. Who built the wall around the safe in the first place?
bravo!
And prophecy held that only a javelin missile could open it. Or a pigeon, yea.
Look, I don’t know what everyone’s issue is. In my dimension the safe was open when he bought the house and we have a whole thread based around “should he shut it or is it too late?”
Feel glad you’re here, where it’s safe. Where it’s closed. Where it hasn’t gotten out.
“Tension mounts” is the new “Just look at it”.
Now that Trump is commander in chief, are you taking requests from the public to be locked in the safe for the next four years?
AND???
Let me guess, you blew yer hand off while opening it, didn’t you, stumpy?
Found a charcoaled-hand?
Just put it back, close the door, and lose the key…
I’m having trouble keeping up with all the comments here. Is there a thread that just contains updates about the safe?
there are no other threads about the safe… you must read this one… you will read all of the comments. you will become one of us!
Okay, time to check in with our sales dog…
Wait a minute… this thread is about a safe?
