I found a locked safe hidden at the back of a closet in my new house

[RatMan]

@anon61221983

The safe getting opened would cheer us all up, I think, right? I mean, shitty year, right?

A BoingBoing New Year’s Eve party, with explosives? I can get behind that!

[anon61221983]

Can we have it soon? Like can we end this year early?

[knoxblox]

Just kidding.

[anon61221983]

Cute bear…

[daneel]

[anon61221983]

I think I feel safer with bears than I do with some percentage of my country.

[daneel]

[knoxblox]

I have a better dog meme prepared, but waiting until people get reeeeally impatient.

[anon61221983]

OH! Can’t wait!

[anon36081309]

How Borgesian.

[beschizza]

@renke

did you try combinations only when sober?

The Spartan ephors replied with a single word: “When.”

[stinkinbadgers]

I’m worried the inside of the safe will be bear.

[Grey_Devil]

[anon68952647]

@RatMan

A BoingBoing New Year’s Eve party, with explosives? I can get behind that!

@anon61221983

I think I feel safer with bears than I do with some percentage of my country.

@beschizza

The Spartan ephors replied with a single word: “When.”

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VIDEO: Tension mounts as safe just sits there

[nemomen]

[nemomen]

[anon63496581]

This those tiny fingers? I doubt it.

[nemomen]

[Grey_Devil]

I think his tiny fingers may be exactly the kind of advantage one needs to open Rob’s safe.