Open it? Not likely. Who built the wall around the safe in the first place?
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bravo!
And prophecy held that only a javelin missile could open it. Or a pigeon, yea.
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Look, I don’t know what everyone’s issue is. In my dimension the safe was open when he bought the house and we have a whole thread based around “should he shut it or is it too late?”
Feel glad you’re here, where it’s safe. Where it’s closed. Where it hasn’t gotten out.
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“Tension mounts” is the new “Just look at it”.
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Now that Trump is commander in chief, are you taking requests from the public to be locked in the safe for the next four years?
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AND???
Let me guess, you blew yer hand off while opening it, didn’t you, stumpy?
Found a charcoaled-hand?
Just put it back, close the door, and lose the key…
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I’m having trouble keeping up with all the comments here. Is there a thread that just contains updates about the safe?
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there are no other threads about the safe… you must read this one… you will read all of the comments. you will become one of us!
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Okay, time to check in with our sales dog…
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Wait a minute… this thread is about a safe?
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In a way, this thread is about Presentmas Eve.
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bwah-hah-hah-hah-hah! you’re so cute!
#THERE ARE NO UPDATES ABOUT THE SAFE
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Here’s a handy shortcut:
Are there updates about the safe?
- If “Yes” then it’s Rob stalling for time. See “No”.
-If “No”, keeping snarkily complaining about the safe. Going off topic is encouraged.
-If “Rob Ford” is mentioned ask if someone’s made a thread about that.
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It would be a thread with only 2 or 3 posts.
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*found the gif and needed an excuse to use it 
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Not trying to jinx this, but…
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