Well, fuckin’ have they?
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You know you love it here…
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Gah. I’m away for months and it’s still not open? Is Rob too busy living in a music video for an A0’s power ballad now?
I can feel the frisson from the chorus!
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Because he needed another excuse to keep us further in suspense? 
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@beschizza, sittin’ lookin’ pretty
The broken ginger with laughin’ eyes
You’re a mystery, always runnin’ wild
Like a safe without a home
You’re always searching, searching for a combo
That it’s easy come and easy go
Oh I’m sorry but it’s true
You’re bringin’ on the Safe Break
Takin’ all the best of me
Oh can’t you see
You got the best of me
Whoa can’t you see
You’re bringin’ on the Safe Break
Bringin’ on the heartache
You’re bringin’ on the Safe Break
Bringin’ on the heartache
Can’t you see
Oh whoa
You’re such a secret, Thick Walled and dusty
Safe how you hold the combo
Oh you’re like a candle, your flame slowly fadin’
Burnin’ out and burnin’ me
Can’t you see
Just try and say to you
You’re bringin’ on the Safe Break
Takin’ all the best of me
Oh can’t you see
You got the best of me
Whoah can’t you see
You’re bringin’ on the Safe Break
Bringin’ on the heartache
You’re bringin’ on the Safe Break
Bringin’ on the heartache
Can’t you see
Can’t you see
No no no
You got the best of me
Oh can’t you see
You got the best of me
Whoah can’t you see
You’re bringin’ on the Safe Break
Bringin’ on the heartache
You’re bringin’ on the Safe Break
Bringin’ on the heartache
You’re bringin’ on the Safe Break
Bringin’ on the heartache
You’re bringin’ on the Safe Break
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You know, it’s entirely possible that @beschizza has, in fact, cracked the safe (or paid for it to be cracked) and simply hasn’t said so, in the interest of keeping all the doubloons for himself.
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I maintain that the Wu-Tang album was in there.
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Or, perhaps he kept it to himself because all it contained was dust, plus the faint scent of damp basement. At this point, if we have a toupe as president-elect PLUS an empty safe, it could get ugly up in here.
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It could be an investment, that safe now contains pre-Trump air.
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I would’ve definitely thrown in for that.
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Help! I’m a mouse locked in a safe in someone’s closet!
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