I found a locked safe hidden at the back of a closet in my new house

It could be an investment, that safe now contains pre-Trump air.

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I would’ve definitely thrown in for that.

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Help! I’m a mouse locked in a safe in someone’s closet!

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There are daily updates on my blog. You can subscribe for $24.99 per year, or at the special rate of $200.00 per decade.

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WELCOME TO SAFE FACTS Ā 

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Spoiler:
The real treasure is in the hearts of all of us!

Locked in a safe, with an unknown combination.

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Even better would be to interface the safe with the internet so people from around the world could try combinations.

Here you go.

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could have used a bit of blending. Or, better yet, a separate layer and adjust the brightness

Be my guest. My copy of photoshop is locked in someone’s safe, I had to transport the pixels over by hand one-by-one.

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Given the way things have gone so far…
I’m OK with the safe-opening being a 2017 thing.
Lets not jinx it.

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No, that really is his hair.

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I am intrigued by your ideas and would like to subscribe to your newsletter.

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FTFY. but it doesn’t look nearly creepy enough

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or

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Suddenly…I feel like watching a Science fiction (ooh, ooh, ooh) double feature.

At the late night, double feature, picture show

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