I found a locked safe hidden at the back of a closet in my new house

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I remember when my wife and I first heard about the safe, we immediately conceived to mark the occasion.

We need to figure out how calendars work, it’s getting tight around the house.

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If so, I think someone misunderstood the concept of “safe sex.”

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Aw, you spoiled my surprise!

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Have you considered a safe name?

Chubb?
Hamilton?
Liberty?

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ACME?

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Asfalís?
Sicuro?
Sábháilte?

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Meep Meep.

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Rob? 

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I guess safe babies are better than crack babies.

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But then again, safecracker babies are quite an exploitable tool.

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All I want for festivus is the safe open. The safe open.

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Mr s a scope.

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Wouldn’t this mean that Robs in other universes have opened their safes…and the Rob in our universe better get his sh*t together before we permanently become one of the universes that never have an opened safe?

oh dear, maybe we should establish a safe word…

All I want for Christmas is an open safe

indeed…i’m starting to think this is all just a long running ploy for selling the new BoingBoing Box where you pay $250 a month and they ship you a locked safe with a curated surprise inside.

Anyone else afraid that when he finally opens the safe, there will just be another locked safe inside??? oh the nightmares…

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Within the safe a scrap of paper with the following message: “https://bbs.boingboing.net/t/i-found-a-locked-safe-hidden-at-the-back-of-a-closet-in-my-new-house”

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I’m trying to create a number of competing religions, all based around the end-times events that will happen when the safe is opened.

They will be safe sects.

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“Get out now! The calls are coming from inside the safe!”

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Said religions will be enhanced with the addition of people intended to help make, for anyone in need, a safe crack.

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That will be easy with the magical spells that some of the sects believe will be bestowed upon them by the almighty powers within the safe.

There are any number of uses for the safe hex.

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What’s in the safe?

All the movies. Including those not yet made.

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