I found a locked safe hidden at the back of a closet in my new house

[dave_b]

Mr s a scope.

[redesigned]

@Grey_Devil

If we’re indeed dealing with multidimentional safes then can we apply the Infinite Monkey Theorem? We need an infinite number of Robs trying an infinite number of combinations using an infinite number cobbled together safe crackers.

Wouldn’t this mean that Robs in other universes have opened their safes…and the Rob in our universe better get his sh*t together before we permanently become one of the universes that never have an opened safe?

@SteampunkBanana

Feel glad you’re here, where it’s safe. Where it’s closed. Where it hasn’t gotten out.

oh dear, maybe we should establish a safe word…

All I want for Christmas is an open safe

indeed…i’m starting to think this is all just a long running ploy for selling the new BoingBoing Box where you pay $250 a month and they ship you a locked safe with a curated surprise inside.

Anyone else afraid that when he finally opens the safe, there will just be another locked safe inside??? oh the nightmares…

[anon68952647]

Within the safe a scrap of paper with the following message: “https://bbs.boingboing.net/t/i-found-a-locked-safe-hidden-at-the-back-of-a-closet-in-my-new-house”

[Nonentity]

@nimelennar

I think someone misunderstood the concept of “safe sex.”

I’m trying to create a number of competing religions, all based around the end-times events that will happen when the safe is opened.

They will be safe sects.

[teknocholer]

[noahdjango]

“Get out now! The calls are coming from inside the safe!”

[wrecksdart]

@Nonentity

They will be safe sects.

Said religions will be enhanced with the addition of people intended to help make, for anyone in need, a safe crack.

[Nonentity]

@wrecksdart

the addition of people intended to help make, for anyone in need, a safe crack

That will be easy with the magical spells that some of the sects believe will be bestowed upon them by the almighty powers within the safe.

There are any number of uses for the safe hex.

[anon35121463]

What’s in the safe?

All the movies. Including those not yet made.

[Grey_Devil]

I find the tag line for this movie to be fitting, and very ironic.

Fail Safe. Starring Rob, coming to a browser near you.

[anon68952647]

https://www.privacyinternational.org/sites/default/files/Securing%20Safe%20Spaces%20Online_2.pdf

[wrecksdart]

[kingannoy]

[teknocholer]

@wrecksdart

Said religions will be enhanced with the addition of people intended to help make, for anyone in need, a safe crack.

For wise cracks, they can just come here.

[wrecksdart]

Look here, Schizzle my dizzle, I’ve got two things to say to you:

and I think I’ve got a good method for you!

The instructions say the lighter has to be blue…

[Grey_Devil]

“Liking” just for the Tucker & Dale vs Evil gif.

[anon63496581]

[anon68952647]

slither.io

[anon26304152]

Silent Safe
Locked up Safe
All is calm
All is locked
Round yon endtable
Handle and dial
Heavy lockbox been here for a while
Locked up in quiet repast
Locked up in quiet repast

Silent Safe
Locked up Safe
@beschizza sighs at the sight
Forum post from countries afar
Amazon links for them all
Christ the Forum is bored
Christ the Forum is bored

Silent Safe
Locked up Safe
All is calm
And locked up tight
Handle and dial
Heavy lockbox been here for a while
Rust in heavenly peace
Rust in heavenly peace

Silent Safe
Locked up Safe
Rust in heavenly peace.

[stinkinbadgers]

In honor of Greg Lake passing… Opening line seems appropriate.