I found a locked safe hidden at the back of a closet in my new house

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“Get out now! The calls are coming from inside the safe!”

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Said religions will be enhanced with the addition of people intended to help make, for anyone in need, a safe crack.

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That will be easy with the magical spells that some of the sects believe will be bestowed upon them by the almighty powers within the safe.

There are any number of uses for the safe hex.

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What’s in the safe?

All the movies. Including those not yet made.

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I find the tag line for this movie to be fitting, and very ironic.

Fail Safe. Starring Rob, coming to a browser near you.

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https://www.privacyinternational.org/sites/default/files/Securing%20Safe%20Spaces%20Online_2.pdf

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safe600×700 11.4 KB

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For wise cracks, they can just come here.

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Look here, Schizzle my dizzle, I’ve got two things to say to you:

and I think I’ve got a good method for you!

The instructions say the lighter has to be blue…

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“Liking” just for the Tucker & Dale vs Evil gif.

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Silent Safe
Locked up Safe
All is calm
All is locked
Round yon endtable
Handle and dial
Heavy lockbox been here for a while
Locked up in quiet repast
Locked up in quiet repast

Silent Safe
Locked up Safe
@beschizza sighs at the sight
Forum post from countries afar
Amazon links for them all
Christ the Forum is bored
Christ the Forum is bored

Silent Safe
Locked up Safe
All is calm
And locked up tight
Handle and dial
Heavy lockbox been here for a while
Rust in heavenly peace
Rust in heavenly peace

Silent Safe
Locked up Safe
Rust in heavenly peace.

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In honor of Greg Lake passing… Opening line seems appropriate.

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This thread:

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O’ Beschizza safe
O’ Beschizza safe
Your hidden mistry delights us
Rob made a post with pic so fair
After finding you behind the wall right there
O’ Beschizza safe
O’ Beschizza safe
Your hidden mistry delights us

Do you exist to troll only?
Will the crowdfunding be spent drunkenly?
O’ Beschizza safe
O’ Beschizza safe
Your hidden mistry delights us

Our fingertips will you confound
To open you up, we’ll burn the whole place down
O’ Beschizza safe
O’ Beschizza safe
Your hidden mistry delights us

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I wonder if we’ll still be waiting on the safe to be opened by the time Trump gets impeached (i wish) or is done serving his presidency. We’ll see what comes first.

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