Eight years is too long for me to wait!
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BITE YOUR TONGUE
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OWTHCH!
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Honestly, If you have not called a locksmith by now, you are probably never going to do so.
Good, let the bbs griping continue.
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I’m on vacation BTW but always, always monitoring this thread
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should we feel honoured or threatened?
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So not just offering unbreakable safes but also branching out into 24hr surveillance/security services?
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Oh, good, because I suspect many of us have a lot more “waiting” gifs queued up for you.
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I have several old safes. When you have the combination, you can keep nice things in there. It might be worth the expense.
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Consider how much time you yourself spent on trying to figure out how to get in the safe. I mean even the mental time spent, when you could have been thinking about other things but instead had your thoughts on the safe. And the time spent reading and writing on this thread.
There are 1258 replies with an estimated read time of 90 minutes.
That’s just the read time if you went straight through, not including writing your own posts and of course the loading of the thread each time you accessed it since MAY.
You’ve probably put at least 20 hours into this. Maybe more. $400 divided by 20 hours means you’re valuing your time at less than $20/hour.
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whats the value of this thread? it amuses me without end, not everything needs a price tag
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Shhhhh! Nothing else is working, so I’m trying a new tack.
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we had our chance in August
but in September we lost the war
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Both. Always both.
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We’re not as funny as we used to be. You have passed the point of diminishing returns.
I’ll PayPal you $20. I bet others will follow.
Call Smitty.
Open the safe.
Report back here.
I’m out of comedy.
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