But what if evil people like me pay him more not to open the safe?
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Youāll be the first one locked into the safe when the revolution comes.
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I literally laughed out loud when I read your response. A full, deep, hearty laugh that may have been slightly maniacal at the same time.
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This is like when I went to a dueling piano bar and they played Piano Man until people paid them to stop, then started again when other people paid them to.
repeat ad nauseum, which is pretty quick when Billy Joel music is involved
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#PARTY AT ROBāS HOUSEĀ
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Why canāt we kickstarter or gofundme or indiegogo the $400 necessary to bust Robās safe wide open?
I am good for $20 $50! Thatās only $350 remaining!
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You really donāt like chatty threads, do you? 
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Iāve kicked in. My only caveat is that if Rob receives substantially more than his $400 quote, heās obliged to resort to cartoonishly over-the-top methods of busting this safe wide open. And either way, the bastardās gotta film it and upload it.
Okay, thatās a couple of caveats.
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Just $290 now!
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Step up safe interior denialists.
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Nah, if thereās extra money he should spend it on something cool he can pretend was inside the safe, so we wonāt all be disappointed about it being empty.
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He should do that anyway, so we donāt all end up flipping over police cars and burning down convenience stores.
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at least until 2017. Iām all set with disappointment for 2016.
Although, once opened, it would make a fantastic place to keep the BB Strategic Disappointment Reserve.
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Awesome idea. Someone should have mentioned that.
Iām in for 5 bucks.
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I think thatās the joke.
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Boy howdy, I hope so.
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You and Craig Johnson (author of the Longmire) series are the only people I know who use Boy Howdy.
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