Zing! Aw snap!
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made me realize I didnāt know any of his credits except Will & Grace. āMiscellaneous Crewā on Encino Man, but this was the best:
we know yeehawkate is just your sockpuppet account, @Donald_Petersen!
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Heh. Thatās my niece.
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Is this that thing I am always hearing about where a lady suggests an idea and then a guy picks it up and suddenly itās cool? Itās okay as long as we can see whatās inside that safe. And if we kick in funds for the big hack, we all get a portion of the stacks of money that are sure to be inside!!!
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Hey, me too!
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Iām hoping the safe has the only copy of the US nuclear launch codes - itās the one place they are certain to be safe from Trumpā¦
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What if the safe has another safe inside of it?
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I hasten to point out that I hastened to point out that it was your fabulous idea in the first place. Butā¦ yeah, that totally happened, if only because Jeff knows how to set up a GoFundMe thingie or whatever it was and I donāt.
In March it just seemed an idealistic lark. Only now, after all weāve been through together, has it become a morale imperative to get that box open and release Pandoraās Furies Robās Hope into our hope-starved lives.
No pressure.
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I awoke to a paypal notification of $20 received, along with the note ājust open the fucking safe.ā
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Since we are actually this ridiculous, I will film the locksmith opening it and everything.
(Donāt send me money. Let me find a cheaper one!)
EDIT: If you must, do this thing here that @codinghorror set up instead of actually wiring me money!
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Yes, after the long drought of good news as we welcome our new dictator, we need a happy story.
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The prior owner of the house dropped by last week and marveled at the fact we had gotten the safe out of the wall and wheeled it into a useful location. He says he āthinksā itās empty, but that it also has another chamber in it that was locked.
I donāt know if this is a thing with old safes (all I could find on google is people welding their mini gun safes into larger safes) ā that seems almost too funny to be true. I also vaguely remember him saying heād never personally seen in the safe when we were looking at the house last year.
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It looks like the end is nigh for this thread. Maybe.
What will i do with myself?
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I know what @othermichael is planning to do:
Heād better start building that time machine so he can start sending these messages back to us.
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Itās just not the same if i canāt casually throw shade at Rob ]:
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