I found a locked safe hidden at the back of a closet in my new house

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Are you sure it’s not 1933?

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It’s been seven hours and fifteen days.

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Seems like longer?

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OT, but I wonder if they’re going to change that time to 11:59:59 tomorrow at noon.

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It’s always a day away…

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I’ve been wondering this myself. We’re already at 3 minutes which is our closest to annihilation that we’ve been to since 1984.

Between having a madman running the country who thinks using nukes on our enemies is a swell idea to North Korea continually upping their ICBM game I wouldn’t be at all surprised to see us going to 2 minutes (aka 1953 levels).

Maybe Rob’s safe will contain world peace.

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But not the evil genie kind, where that peace is achieved through some horrific method, such as turning everyone in to cows or something.

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I kind of think that’s what it’s going to take.

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Why? No need to nuke your emplo-- er, your great friend Vlad.

There might be some tension with China, but then Putin will broker an agreement and look A Great Statesman.

Nuclear holocaust is probably the only thing we won’t see in the next 4 years.

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Hopefully not the slightly deaf/stupid/pun-loving genie kind, either.

(It’d be just fitting for this group to get a pun-loving genie, after all)

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Surely I’ve exceeded
Expectations
Tried for three years.
Seems like thirty.

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