I found a locked safe hidden at the back of a closet in my new house

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1962

Or maybe?

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1964

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1965

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1966

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1967

Is that…
Is that a bundle of sticks!?

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1968

Careful now.

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1969

Yes! Flexible, fragile, breakable sticks. But bound together?

#UNBREAKABLE!!!

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1970

Little known fact: that’s not really a jackhammer:

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1971

No safe at any speed.

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1972

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1973

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1975

Is Rob really going to get a locksmith to work on the Day of the Inauguration? Shouldn’t that be a national day of mourning that everybody gets off? On the other hand, if there is going to be a tradition to follow at home on Trump Inauguration Day, breaking into a safe is probably a pretty good way to go.

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1976

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1977

I’m going to bed now. When I wake up, I expect to see:

a) an open safe, or

b) a lot of excellent sarcastic gifs.

Do not disappoint me, magic intertubes.

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1978

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1979

Are you sure it’s not 1933?

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1980

It’s been seven hours and fifteen days.

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1981

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