Is that…
Is that a bundle of sticks!?
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Careful now.
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Yes! Flexible, fragile, breakable sticks. But bound together?
#UNBREAKABLE!!!
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No safe at any speed.
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Is Rob really going to get a locksmith to work on the Day of the Inauguration? Shouldn’t that be a national day of mourning that everybody gets off? On the other hand, if there is going to be a tradition to follow at home on Trump Inauguration Day, breaking into a safe is probably a pretty good way to go.
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I’m going to bed now. When I wake up, I expect to see:
a) an open safe, or
b) a lot of excellent sarcastic gifs.
Do not disappoint me, magic intertubes.
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Are you sure it’s not 1933?
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It’s been seven hours and fifteen days.
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Seems like longer?
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