I found a locked safe hidden at the back of a closet in my new house

[Katryn]

You are not alone in that.

[OtherMichael]

@Medievalist

Did you mean to ask if it was faggotry?

Ooooh, BURN!

[anon91351441]

@Medievalist

original Etruscan

…Notoriously lazy immigrants who came with their fasces to steal ar jaabs:

The enigma of Italy's ancient Etruscans is finally unravelled

[SenorSchaffer]

Another what’s-inside-the-safe theory:

[SenorSchaffer]

[Grey_Devil]

[stinkinbadgers]

Is your pocket full of change?

[stinkinbadgers]

That is a beautiful piece of equipment!

[stinkinbadgers]

Or?

[anon26304152]

Are you any where near

[anon26304152]

How about

[anon26304152]

[anon26304152]

[anon26304152]

Are we? Are we really?

[anon26304152]

Can they help???

[anon26304152]

[anon26304152]

If the safe is getting too old, maybe it can move to a farm…

[anon26304152]

I’m surprised that Safes would be interested in boating enough to have a council

[Skeptic]

I need to find the person who made the fatal bet 9 months ago: “Ha! Open the safe! Donald Trump will be president before that happens! Hahahahahahah!”

[anon26304152]

Just saying, maybe someone needs to read this…

Here’s the amazon link