I found a locked safe hidden at the back of a closet in my new house

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Are you any where near

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How about

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Are we? Are we really?

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Can they help???

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If the safe is getting too old, maybe it can move to a farm…

[anon26304152]

I’m surprised that Safes would be interested in boating enough to have a council

[Skeptic]

I need to find the person who made the fatal bet 9 months ago: “Ha! Open the safe! Donald Trump will be president before that happens! Hahahahahahah!”

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Just saying, maybe someone needs to read this…

Here’s the amazon link

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Even a major insurance company is getting tired of waiting…

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It might be hungry when you get it open…be prepared…

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Need an agenda?

[OtherMichael]

SafeLonk?

[OtherMichael]

@Skeptic

I need to find the person who made the fatal bet 9 months ago:

I found a locked safe hidden at the back of a closet in my new house

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[OtherMichael]

@toyg

I hope it won’t take a nuclear holocaust to open the safe, btw.

Indiana Jones - And The Kingdom Of The Crystal Skull ... Indy escapes nuclear blast in a fridge

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