I found a locked safe hidden at the back of a closet in my new house

[anon26304152]

It might be hungry when you get it open…be prepared…

[anon26304152]

Need an agenda?

[OtherMichael]

SafeLonk?

[OtherMichael]

@Skeptic

I need to find the person who made the fatal bet 9 months ago:

I found a locked safe hidden at the back of a closet in my new house

The US election’s coming up! Advertise in the right spots and you can sell to both sides: Don’t suffer under the Hell of Liberal Fascist One-Worldism a Clinton victory will usher in - buy now and you can secure your escape into a realm of classic pain and horror from simpler, more honest times! Prepare now for a Trump victory! Escape the crushing rule of mindless right-wing morons by fleeing into another realm. Honestly, can it be worse than here? Throw in a bit of ad copy about global warmi…

[anon68287401]

[OtherMichael]

@toyg

I hope it won’t take a nuclear holocaust to open the safe, btw.

Indiana Jones - And The Kingdom Of The Crystal Skull ... Indy escapes nuclear blast in a fridge

[Grey_Devil]

[teknocholer]

[bunkyboar]

This scandal is getting out of hand. #safegate #safelivesmatter

[anon68287401]

[anon63496581]

[miasm]

@Medievalist

Did you mean to ask if it was faggotry?

No. That’s ridiculous. You’d have to assume I thought the comic represents the emergence of militant homosexuality or some corollary.

I see edgy people wryly using the term “OP is a bundle of sticks” lately, and when confronted with an actual bundle of actual sticks in a bundle constituted of sticks, I thought it would be amusing to play on the notion of the term being unacceptable, even when appropriate.

[anon29631895]

You will know the moment that the safe has been opened by the sudden silence…

[daneel]

[anon29631895]

[anon63496581]

[anon68287401]

[miasm]

[anon63496581]

[anon29631895]

@beschizza

A “security technician” is on his way.