I found the worst K-Cup coffee

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I don’t see the reasoning for anything else.

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Sounds like a great idea for a business! Why watch porn in a cheap coffee shop when you could watch it RIGHT ON YOUR SMART KEURIG!

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almost but not quite entirely unlike tea

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Now you’ll have time to hunt down the worst tasting Juicero™ packet.

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Give it to that Steve guy who makes videos of him drinking WWII ration-pack instant and see what he says.

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All the K-Cups are the worst coffees I have ever tasted, though the Good-To-Go oil change place on US 290 West near Dripping Springs comes awfully close.

I am beginning to suspect they are recycling brown auto fluids directly into that wretched Bunn drip maker. Every time I go there I clean the machine while my car gets its oil changed. That coffeemaker is never quite clean enough to make a decent cup of anything.

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I’ve found that the worst coffee comes from those little single serve sachets they give you in hotel rooms. The taste is positively vile and it’s doubly evil that it’s the coffee you get when you have to rush to your flight at 5AM.

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His last hobby was more safe, but ultimately disappointing and empty.

:wink:

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I roast my own beans in an old air popper. Pros: the coffee is unequivocally delicious. Cons: my life now revolves around the coffee production process.

I should start making K-cups with my home roast. That would complete the circle.

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Keurigs and everything associated with them are vile by definition.

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I hate all K-cups, so put that in your pot and brew it.

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i buy the refill kit for K cups- saves money.

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Starbucks doesn’t do handjobs a la Idiocracy, but up here in the Puget Sound area, we got bikini baristas. Even in Snohomish county. No strip clubs, but plenty of coffee stands where the draw is a pretty girl in a bikini.

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And the “ROO” stands for “Kangaroo urine.”

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Oh, this sounds like my kind of hobby!

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I hope it was worth it.

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I think the worst one are the empty pods afterwards. you know that was pure robusto.

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The trick with these is to try and cold brew it overnight. Use one of the cups from the sink area and put the bag in there with water, and then invert it into the pot. Stick that in the fridge. The next day use the machine to make hot water that you can mix into the concentrated brew and make it slightly less excruciating.

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It’s where they recycle all the previously used coffee packets from every fast food restaurant. They are all stale, weak and tasteless; I believe they are prepackaged stale. Worse, they never give you adequate sugar or fake creamer to adulterate it into something you don’t want to pour straight down the toilet. When hotels had the old 4-cup carafe brewers, at least I could bring coffee and filters from home to make something resembling real coffee.

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