I Ordered a Hot Dog from Burger King and

[orenwolf]

The Sandwich Alignment Chart (cue John Hodgman's exploding head!)

When the structural integrity of the original design is such that it cannot sustain its original use, like containing ingredients without requiring force applied to opposite sides, then it goes from nestled to sandwiched. *Edit: Putting ketchup on a hot dog makes it a goddamn abomination is what it does.

And the debate rages on!