Brutal.
And processed goodness.
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They should make those with ketchup inside them.
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If only they could do that without making the ketchup hot. The cooling property of fresh-squirted ketchup is part of its charm.
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The dogs are pre-cooked, right? So do you really need to heat them up?
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Eating the hot dog cold?
A hot dog?
What kind of American are you?!
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This kind of American (the kind that 'murcans ask “what country you from?”)
Especially the natural casing ones that we got from the butcher - the crunch when ya bit into them was especially satisfying when they were cold. (In hindsight, I suppose that those were the least safe to eat uncooked)
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As a child, there was a period of time when I was sent off with a lunch consisting of hotdog sandwiches. I’m here to say that this is a terrible thing to do to a child, and was possibly the first nail in the coffin containing all the critter I never will eat. Cold hotdogs are gross. Paired with bread made soggy by ketchup, they are an insult to all things potentially good in this world.
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@critter will be glad to hear this
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He’d have been safe in my proximity since 1984!
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And because they couldn’t leave well enough alone, and because it was the '80’s, those were quickly followed by these:
One of many things that my mother was convinced I really liked in spite of my refusal to eat them, although I did like the commercials with The Smothers Brothers.
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Yay!
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I wish we’d been neighbors, I loved those things and couldn’t convince mom to buy them.
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Oh, fancy! We used to make our own, because it was cheaper! (And, better ingredients.)
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Yeah, that’s why mom didn’t buy them, those were a “premium” product and thus wasteful.
For a rare treat she would split a hotdog and fill it with cheese, wrap it in bacon and bake until done. I tried doing this on a rainy day a while back out of nostalgia. I did not feel well afterwards.
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That looks totally delicious except for the dog-ends poking out.
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This closely resembles how they’re prepared here in Tijuana. They call it Sinaloa style.
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WHAT THE EVER LOVING EFF??!??
@M_M - could you post over here, please, since you’re bizarre tastes are in a private thread?
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Is the taste different and distinctive enough that there’s prank potential in this?
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In high school I was able to make a tortilla dog during a regular commercial break without missing any of the T.V. show I was watching.
- Wrap dog in paper towel and microwave for 1 minute.
- While hot dog is cooking put tortilla on stove, remove, add cheese and mustard
- Remove dog from microwave, unwrap from paper towel and wrap in tortilla
- Run back to couch and continue watching “Little House on the Prairie”
- Laugh at Mr. Edwards. Oh, that rough man!
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