I Ordered a Hot Dog from Burger King and

[anon6955837]

You, sir, lack honor.

[OtherMichael]

But I make up for it with a surfeit of a stable emulsion of oil, egg yolk, and either vinegar or lemon juice.

[SpunkyTWS]

So this.

[OtherMichael]

Vinegar? Lemon juice?

[SpunkyTWS]

Now you’re egging me on.

[OtherMichael]

It’s only tempera-ry.

[Snowlark]

I can see this pun-off getting encaustic quickly. When it comes to puns, what’s casein cannot be unseen.

[anon33466019]

I haven’t whipped Mayo by hand or made a real aioli with a mortar and pestle, but they sure beat the gym.

(The puns cannot be stopped, but in truthfulness getting a hand whipped Mayo stable is a point of pride)

[SpunkyTWS]

So instead of holding the mayo you have a mayo that holds?

[anon33466019]

I remember the last few times I whisked Mayo by hand and one arm definitely got larger.

[anon26625345]

@M_M

Pineapple & anchovy pizza FTW

Why don’t you tell everyone what you really put on your pizza?? You MONSTER.

[anon33466019]

Mmm… Pineapple and BBQ chicken pizza… With ranch sauce.

[anon26625345]

[OtherMichael]

“A nice mayonnaise 3.”

[OtherMichael]

@OtherMichael

Ketchup is for steak.

#PROVED RIGHT BY THE PREZ!!!

[anon26625345]

I genuinely thought that was a Beardyman video and he was about to start beatboxing:

[OtherMichael]

Pour 'em both into the same bowl!

[IronEdithKidd]

Shouldn’t that top bag go into the Blame Canada thread?

[daneel]

That second bag appears to be an endorsement by Nathan’s that ketchup should go on hotdogs.

[renke]

just stumbled over this

it says, in German, ‘Original Danish Hot Dog Ketchup, ideal for hot dogs, french fries and hamburgers’