I was seriously attracted to the human female host of this creepy children's TV show


#1

Originally published at: http://boingboing.net/2017/03/23/i-was-seriously-attracted-to-t.html


#2

Emmy Jo heated up my daydreams.


#3

I wasn’t. But I am now.


#4

It was Miss Hathaway in “Beverly Hillbillies” who did it for me.


#5

Well, from that 2 second shot, it is understandable.

Though really, the question we should be addressing is - what happened to the old zoo? Where are it’s past inhabitants?


#6

That frog scares me.


#7

I was going to say that too, but was worried it might summon it.


#8

That’s a “frog”?! I though it was Crocazilla.


#9

Yeah, I remember this show, but I didn’t remember the costumes being that horrifying. Yikes!


#10

Forget Emmy Jo, can we talk about Henrietta for a minute? Is she single? Does she date outside her species?


#11

NSFW clip


#12

Going by the knee-high socks I think the producer had a type…


#13

Thank you for saving me the trouble of posting that.

Yeeeeesshhhh.


#14

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#15

Of course you know that this is an obvious precursor to that Kate Upton commercial.


#16

Oh, God. Scary. I watched this back in the day.

I remember feeling cheated by the line “every day a different show,” when in fact the episodes seemed to repeat a lot.

Freddy’s jaw action is really alarming, like he’s had a bad jaw reconstruction after car accident.

(Looks at IMDB)

Ah! Human hosts were married! Are married! They still run a production company.


#17

Give me Lady Elaine from Mr. Rogers anyday…


#18

Clearly the result of a transporter accident merging Mary Ann and Ginger.


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#20

Dude! You shouldn’t post NSFW photos like that swimsuit pic! :wink: