Iconic (and super creepy) Clown Motel is up for sale

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Sleep tight…

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Did Pee-Wee Herman sleep here?

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Decimal points points! Can you use 'em mother******?

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Just stopped by there a few weeks ago on my way to visit my sister. Looks like the price went up in the past couple of years, and they still haven’t found a decimal for the sign.


(Proof that my husband escaped alive)

Yes, still super creepy, but hey, there’s that huge solar energy plant down the road, so maybe this is a good investment. Hell, market yourself as a hipster glamping sort of thing, and you’ll have people pouring in.

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If you show up with 15 of your friends, all in a single VW Beetle, you’ll get your first night free.

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Free room service if everyone’s wearing rainbow wigs and red noses.

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Free wig dusting and oversized shoeshine service!

somewhere to keep the intelligencia

This is where I want to see "Clownhouse’. C’mon Alamo! I know you can do this!!!

Also, we’re all bozos on this bus.

It’s a pretty generic mom n pop cheap motel, if you ignore all the clowns in the office. I’ve stayed there a few times on my way home from BM with no bad episodes to report. There’s a nice collection of cheesy 70s cars next to the graveyard.

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