Idiot fights car


#1

Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2017/09/19/idiot-fights-car.html


#2

And here I thought Looney Tunes wasn’t producing any really good content recently


#3

What’s that he’s hanging out of, a Toyota? Maybe an Audi?
Whatever it is, I don’t like the way the door opened… or could he have activated it with his knee?
Weird all round, in any case.


#4

I think it’s a Civic.


#5

See, moments just like this are why cars used to have push-button door locks.


#6

Moments like this are the reason for child-proof safety locks


#7

Google concurs:
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#8

This is why I lock my doors while driving.

…So I don’t fall out while being an asshole.


#9


#10

Wow, the production value of Jackie Chan movies has really gone downhill.


#11

In all fairness, those were some sick break dancing moves at the end there.


#12

This is obligatory.


#13

“Drive me closer! I want to hit them with my fist!”


#14

You know - you could try not being an asshole. Even with open doors.


#15

Okay. But I’m still keeping the doors locked.


#16

I see a bright future for those guys.


#17

Tuck and roll, tuck and roll.

Just what the hell was this guy thinking? He couldn’t have believed any good would come of this stunt.


#18

Mal’s response here comes to mind:
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Specifically it would seem to be he missed basic physics.


#19

In fairness, the car was being kind of a dick. It’s lucky it didn’t get its headlights punched out.


#20

Man vs. Car: