Mine would be something like this:
and
and last but not least:
So… whatcha got?
Um, let’s see… If my gf’s opinion is anything to go by:
Might as well be on the spectrum
Does not care much what you think
Considers matters of etticut largely superfluous
'Splain, please?
Mine would say Whatthefuckasaurus.
You really dig that colloquialism of mine, huh?
we all have to dig something
I can dig it!
I knew you could!
WARNNG: May respond seriously to rhetorical questions
[…]
Wait… Was that a rhetorical question?
Do not taunt Happy Fun James. If Happy Fun James begins to smoke, seek shelter and cover head.
DO NOT FOLD, SPINDLE OR MUTILATE
Thanks for elaborating.
@AcerPlatanoides
How does one ‘spindle’, exactly?