If People Came With Warning Labels, What Would Yours Read?

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Cute.

Let me rephrase;

How would someone ‘spindle’ a fully grown person?

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I think that “spindle” - on the punch card - refers to one of these memo holder things:

How would someone ‘spindle’ a fully grown person?

Same as the paper, plus saying the wrong thing to someone in the office.

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You may be missing the point of the warning here. To not. :wink:

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Or this:

TIL: there are pictures of spindled people on Google images. :scream:

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Perhaps.

I was thinking of something more along the lines of this:

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@jsroberts;

@nemomen;

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WARNNG: May respond seriously to rhetorical questions

Is this a defining trait of this community?

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I’m going with “Unfit for purpose” or “Defects in materials and workmanship”.

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I just found another that’s perfect for me.

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also:

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That doesn’t seem likely. I always readily identify rhetorical questions, intent, etc.

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That was a rhetorical question.

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Warning, may not handle missing apostrophes gracefully.

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Danger! Beware of the

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And oh yeah, the power is back on, but one of my monitors was apparently a casualty and won’t come back on. Stuff around here breaks faster than I can fix it.

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I register as normal when I self-test for Aspergers on the internet, but my IRL experience disagrees.

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This, probably:

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