Ugh, I’m so careful around such things but they still give me the willies. Lathes, tractor pto’s, whatever, make me very aware when using/working near
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Got a powerful, lovely kitchenaid stand mixer in our kitchen too, has the same effect. I have totally imagined it grabbing clothing and breaking hands/heads/necks. We have rules in my house about any and all machinery.
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Funny when drunk.
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Warning: This Homo Sapian exhibits the following
Poor Impulse Control.
Sir Swears-A-Lot
Lit Fuse.
Poor Social Skills.
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Do not touch: Unstable material.
Caution: do not operate when sleep deprived.
Please keep anecdotes short or… Ooh, butterfly!
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So noted. 
Alrighty, then.
I think the net is prone to bring out just about anyone’s inner asshole; I probably often sound like I have Turrets when I’m interacting online.
*lolz
Do tell…
@AcerPlatanoides:
@singletona082
Also duly noted.
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Q: What do you do if a pit bull starts humping your leg?
A: Fake an orgasm.
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Thank goodness punchcards are no longer used, so we can feel free to fold, spindle and mutilate our code/data.
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Caution: Careless use of the word “chemicals” will result in a fifteen minute lecture.
Warning!: Accident prone.
DANGER: Wordplay enthusiast. Trespassers will be horribly pun-ished.
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*lolz
Nice one.
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For those who know me this should be obvious.
Everyone else… HI!
(Also: I’m horribly disappointed that nobody picked ‘Warning: Choking Hazard’ yet.)
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WARNING: This Product Warps Space and Time in Its Vicinity.
CAUTION: The Mass of This Product Contains the Energy Equivalent of 85 Million Tons of TNT per Net Ounce of Weight.
DISCLAIMER: Despite Any Representations by Salespersons or Other Listing of Product Contents Found Hereon, the Consumer is Advised That, in Actuality, This Product Consists Of 99.9999999999% Empty Space.
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