If we ate bread the way we drank beer

Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2019/08/30/if-we-ate-bread-the-way-we-dra.html

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The future…

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Beer will start the revolution, bread will complete it.

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I need @Papasan to tell me what he is doing RIGHT NOW

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If bread got us drunk we would have bread parties.

“Dude, I am so baked.”

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Kvass ­

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If someone has a bread party I really hope I get invited, is all I’m saying.

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Yup, you can use the grains to make beer, or use them to make bread, OR you can make bread and then make beer out of that bread, or you can take beer and use it to make bread.

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I could so go for some cheddar popovers now.

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I regularly make bread rolls with my spent beer grains. I havent had success with loaves mainly because the spent grain is so wet. The kids devour them.

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Bread pong! Cool. I did enjoy that.

Not a single sweetbread to be seen.

I’d be the guy bringing liquor to the beer pong party, there for the fun, but not the excess. What would I bring, King’s Hawai’ian Rolls? Danish?

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@jlw seems to do an awful lot of bread partying.

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I eat my bread the way I drink my whiskey, alone.

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Pfff, who doesn’t like some toasted bread with some sliced cheeses, spreads and charcuterie? Fuck yeah i’d have a bread party.

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And crying?

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Nobody kneads bread the way they need beer.

I had to cancel my bread party because the bakery was shut. Dough!
I couldn’t prove it but I think they closed early. Staying open until the advertised time would have been the yeast they could do. So the party was toast.

(Consider my coat already got.)

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Fool-proof? Hold my beer…

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you bake these and I will BRING the beer! :smiley:

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