Originally published at: http://boingboing.net/2017/04/19/if-websites-were-people.html
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GoDaddy is synonymous with the evil, in my humble opine.
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But it’s funny evil!
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Until they get ahold of your debit card info…
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“I moved it, but I can’t figure out how to move it back.”
That’s giving me flashbacks to trying to write a single CSS sheet for all the browsers I expected to visit a site. Makes my head hurt all over again.
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The Google+ joke was good. It definitely feels awkward when you accidentally wind up there.
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“Wait! Come back…”
“God, I’m so lonely.”
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Boing boing: Hey look at this stupid thing I found. Fuck it’s ugly…
So do you want to buy like twelve of them?
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I kept waiting for the GoDaddy.com one. You know, where they squats domains, backs SOPA and posts videos of shooting endangered wildlife.
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If I had a website now, I guess it would be like this:
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Wow, I think this happens in real life as well.
…At least I’m pretty sure I’ve met 4chan.org…
I’m not even going to go into how repulsive and horrible of a person he was.
You’re under attack from a Super Class-A Wizard hacker who’s far more powerful than you?
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Once I put a website online, I probably am!
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Maybe. Far more likely is that you’ll be getting probed over by a bunch of Ukrainian script kiddies and whatever bots they’ve managed to fabricobble together, along with other, more competent bots that require no human intervention or intelligence.
I gotta say though, of all the movies and franchises to depict it, GITS makes hacking look by far the coolest.
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Actually Ifind the place nice to visit. Far moreso than facebook anyway.
I can’t be the only person who gets an actual ad with this video that automatically starts playing over the video itself. I assumed it was part of the joke until I realized it was for a local bank.
I have always been of the opinion that things that play automatically are fucked up.
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