If you call me "Mike" I will cut you

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Surely nobody I know. All my pals are about as omnipotent, omniscient, and omnibenevolent as I am. Give or take.

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mmmmmmmm…

#DROP

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“Is your name Michael Diamond?”

“No, mine’s Clarence.”

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My dad’s name was Michael too. HE didn’t mind being called Mike.

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My Dad’s name is Michael, and his brother is Richard, but they’re from England… so…

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My brother’s name is Michael, but he goes by Mick. “Uncle Mickey” to the nieces and nephews.

Come to think of it, I don’t believe I know many (or any) other Michaels who go by Michael in day-to-day life.

My brother knew one, though.

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Yeah, it looks like slybevel has gotten themself into a sticky…situation.

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“No, Donny, these men are nihilists, there’s nothing to be afraid of.”

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Can we call you Al?

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I don’t care what you call me, just…

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