Unfortunately, the few times I’ve seen the third panel it’s always labelled as “government gets the hell out of our business so everyone can see the game”
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Damn, does anyone know how to get this image to format properly instead of being cropped?
Trying a smaller picture:
Nope.
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Worth clicking through twice to see the whole thing, IMO 
Is it something like this, I wonder?
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That’s the weirdest phlegm I’ve ever seen. I’m not a doctor, but I think you should see your GP.
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That’s exactly what it is. Not even really one of the better ones he’s done.
I think the problem is that at a certain aspects ratio Discourse crops instead of resizing.
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Yeah if your photo was more like 1200px tall it wouldn’t have cropped.
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My ex put one of those in my terrarium. It was smaller than my smallest fingernail… at first…
Eventually, when it was bigger than my fist, I set it free. Basically because it kept trying to eat the garter snake and I was afraid it was going to succeed. This was well after it had devoured every other form of animal life in the tank.
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From either the Bureau of Unfortunate Foot Placement or the Department of Overly Generous Endowment:
Whatever it is has scared that poor dog so much that she’s a mere outline of herself.
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It took me a minute to figure out what it was next to the poor hollowed out puppers, but it’s a couple with the man holding the woman up.
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They probably wanted to let us all know that they swing dance, but I prefer to see her dress as leathery wings draped over his alien…appendage. IMO the swing dancing is just a cover; they’re really nameless horrors out of time and on Thursday nights they put on an eldritch live sex show that culminates in the audience being eaten alive.
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… so, not my department, says Weener from Brown.
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I saw the dress initially as shaggy, golden retriever legs and the foot as a tail. I thought it was a declaration of Furrydom.
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Yeah, probably! 
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Occam’s razor, right?
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Worth reading: an interview with XKCD’s creator Randall Munroe:
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So glad to see these guys get some recognition:
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Assumed heterosexual couple.
The way it’s drawn, it seems meant to be a hetero couple.
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I will argue ambiguous and leave it to the readers imagination. Agree appears to be an adult couple.
