If you want to make yourself feel better, look up your first name on Urban Dictionary

[frauenfelder]

Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2019/11/15/if-you-want-to-make-yourself-f.html

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[tyroney]

My feelings are mixed.

Tyrone
The kind of guy you find in the hood selling cocaine covered chicken wings. The kind of guy who knows people that can get you into anywhere. A guy who never puts mayo on his sandwiches. A guy who whistles at woman know matter how ugly they are.
Yo Tyrone! hook me up with that good crack!

[Melz2]

I have an awesome name entry on UD.

[Tamsin_Bailey]

I’m just going to leave this here…

Urban Dictionary: Tamsin

[vermes82]

Heikki is the name of a strong person. A person who is kind and understanding. He is suportive towards his friends when they need someone to talk with. Heikki is a honest and kind towards his friends. He is creative and loves music, mostly genres like rock, metal etc. If you know a Heikki, you sure know a special person.

Or

Heikki is the term used for someone who likes being the core of information, but doesn’t let anyone know of this knowledge, storing it for later use when the opportunity rises to use it as a weapon or in a defensive way.

[jerwin]

Jeremy
A guy who goes on Urban Dictionary to get a confidence boost
“Whose this Jeremy, he seems really awesome” says Jeremy’s
by DragonDude11480 April 21, 2018

[NukeML]

Have done this before. Not at all uplifting. No desire to repeat.

[Professor59]

Most name entries have at least one positive and one very negative definition. It will NOT make you feel better.

[prooftheory]

There are definitely some exceptions. Karens and Chads should avoid this advice.

[HMSGoose]

Mine was mostly very inaccurate things about dick size and promiscuity…

[krylonultraflat]

I am John and already know I am a toilet and go see prostitutes - sometimes even at the same time.

[Garymon]

Mine is super accurate. (blushes)

[TobinL]

Well I can’t say this accurate at all. It would sorta kinda be nice if it was but not even close.

Urban Dictionary: Tobin

ETA okay well

guy who treats women with respect

I at least do my best at trying to make that true.

[sosumi]

A beautiful intelligent lady, who is determined to change the world for the greater good…It also helps that she has a nice rack.

Oh dear.

[TobinL]

well do you have one of these?

[nodolra]

[Tamsin_Bailey]

[SheiffFatman]

Urban Dictionary: sheriff

Sounds about right *cough*

[sosumi]

Sadly, much smaller.

[peteykins]

Doing this will not make me feel better.