well, they could have been stuck at an “All You Can Eat Surstomming” place…
(vomit warning!)
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Until it thors.
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Better than having to spend the night at Home Depot.
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and 1970’s porn film title.
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How about “DÖNNOR PÅRTI”
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Depending on the store, there might be a shower somewhere in the employees only area? Failing that, a makeshift one could be set up in a janitorial closet with a mop sink (if those are still a thing, that is…)
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Once when I was a little kid (about 6) I had to accompany my mom on a long shopping trip at a department store. I was getting very tired and probably a bit cranky. When we came to the bedding department I went over to the big display bed and FLOPPED down onto the big bed face first. BONK! Ouch! It was really just full bed dressing spread out on a big hard table! Cue the crying sounds now… I think my mom was trying not to laugh. We went home after that!
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“How I met your mother…”
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And we only had three bolts left over!
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Anyway, please share your name for this new IKEA ExperienceTM in the comments.
Enjoy your visit to HELVETE. HELVETE is other people!
I’m glad that the workers and customers had a good time.
I can’t find it at the moment, but there was a comic strip (maybe in Heavy Metal) about a massive shopping mall going in to lockdown due to an external emergency (war, I think).
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Thanks for a real LOL. 
and @deedub too
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@RickMycroft /s
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Since they didn’t have any board games to pass the time, they amused themselves by trying to assemble some of the IKEA products. That’s when the fights broke out.
The horror… the horror…
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As always there were 5 or 6 extra “single use” allen wrenches that nobody could figure out where they came from, or what they had originally been used for…
We’ve been accumulating a nice stash because it’s not only Ikea that does this, and they seem to be fairly decent carbon steel, so I’ve been thinking of forge welding a bunch together to make “KNIF”.
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Not one mention of IKEA Heights on YouTube? That’s a shame.
