Dogs on MJ:
“Wow, I never realized before how amazing my paw looks”
“Is that a squirrel? Hi pretty squirrel. Peace.”
“Kibble? I could really eat some kibble right now. Or a dog biscuit. Mmm, dog biscuits.”
ETA: my brain isn’t working well this morning, please submit more suggestions for stuff dogs would say while high on pot.
ETA2: my partner suggested some additional sayings. More suggestions still welcome.
