Originally published at: Illinois woman arrested after traveling on fake Covid vaccination card claiming she took the "Maderna" jab | Boing Boing
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“How DARE you question the legitimacy of my Corvid vexation card, sir!”
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A typo. She got the Madonna vaccine.
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What a moran.
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Mostly the stupid works against us. On rare occasions, though…
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Gee, what are the odds that both jabs were administered by the same person?
Geez people at least try. /s
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Magavariant is strong in this one.
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Maybe she purchased a Shenzen fake:
"On August 13, customs and border patrol officials in Memphis, Tennessee, said they seized 121 packages from Shenzen, China, containing more than 3,000 fake vaccination cards.
Officials first spotted the forgeries because they weren’t marked as official documents from the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC). They also had errors, including misspellings, unfinished words, and incorrect Spanish translations, according to a statement released by U.S. Customs and Border Patrol (CBP)." -Healthline
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Notice that the “healthcare professional or clinic site” she wrote in was NRA. It’s almost like she was asking to get caught…
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Which would have been easiest for her:
- Look up the proper spelling of “Moderna”
- Get two friends to write on the card so it doesn’t look like she forged it (and hopefully one of them knows how to spell Moderna)
- Get the real fucken vax because will keep you and everyone around you safe
If any of those steps prove too hard, then stay the fuck out of Hawaii.
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All this to avoid a free vaccine that works in most cases and prevents the worse effects of a virus when you do catch it. Seriously, what is wrong with some folks?
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I thought the hard part was getting the forged card. But, no, it was spelling that tripped her up…
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But it’s not FDA approved (it is) and we don’t know what’s in it, unlike [checks notes] horse dewormer.
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It would be interesting to know what actually led to the check.
The article just says “Investigators said they got a tip that Mrozak may have faked the vaccine documents”; and that she didn’t show up in the records kept where she supposedly received the vaccine.
The fake card is atypically sloppy work; but doesn’t appear to have either been flagged when initially used to skip quarantine or to have kicked off the investigation; so we don’t actually know much about how she actually got caught.
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DO YOUR OWN RESEARCH! - Proceeds to not research how to spell the vax.
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