Illinois woman arrested after traveling on fake Covid vaccination card claiming she took the "Maderna" jab

[Alastory]

bRaven mis behavior

[DonatellaNobody]

Hey, Maderna is, like, super hard to spell. And Phizer is even worse.

Thank God for good old Johnston and Johnston.

[JonBob]

I received both doses from the same pharmacist. Got them at Walgreen’s. They had two people dedicated to doing it so it was basically 50/50.

[anon48584343]

Does your card look as if signed not only by the same person but with the same pen and the exact same hand position? (Bet your pharmacist could spell.)

[knoxblox]

In contrast, my stepmom and her sister tied for spelling bee state champions (many moons ago), and they both got their vaccinations.
I’m pretty sure she’s SHDH about this.

[ejeffrey]

@anon48584343

Maybe she purchased a Shenzen fake:

"On August 13, customs and border patrol officials in Memphis, Tennessee, said they seized 121 packages from Shenzen, China, containing more than 3,000 fake vaccination cards.

Officials first spotted the forgeries because they weren’t marked as official documents from the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC). They also had errors, including misspellings, unfinished words, and incorrect Spanish translations, according to a statement released by U.S. Customs and Border Patrol (CBP)." -Healthline

So you are saying we should be checking vaccination record cards for bamboo fibers? /s

[MononymousSean]

She’s undoubtedly “Hung Up” on anti-vax propaganda, which is in “Vogue” in certain circles. She’ll soon find herself “Burning Up” with fever, and if she’s lucky, she’ll “Live to Tell.”

[MononymousSean]

Christ, what a vax-hole.

[Bunbain]

The pen was an archaic instrument, seldom used even for signatures, and he had procured one, furtively and with some difficulty, simply because of a feeling that the beautiful creamy paper deserved to be written on with a real nib instead of being scratched with an ink-pencil. Actually he was not used to writing by hand. Apart from very short notes, it was usual to dictate everything into the speak-write which was of course impossible for his present purpose. He dipped the pen into the ink and then faltered for just a second. A tremor had gone through his bowels. To mark the paper was the decisive act. In small clumsy letters he wrote:

MAdernA

[johnson]

Pretty sure I saw MADERNA in concert once. So she submitted a ticket stub?
This story is so confusing.

[Bonivus_elderheart]

:: fires up the photo printer and the GIMP* to make a card from that ::

• GNU Image Manipulation Program, obs.

[anon85524460]

I guarantee you one of her “friends” that follows her facebook is sick of her crap and called it in.

And she’ll never find out who did it.

[AnthonyI]

[halloween_jack_]

[SamSam]

[TheChineseWatch]

Mine were. Went to the same place, same person was working there.

[fuzzyfungus]

If only the crack auditors at Cyber Ninjas weren’t currently disabled by covid…

[TheChineseWatch]

Moderna isn’t (yet).

[DonatellaNobody]

I think that was a movie.

Maderna’s Family Reunion

[stefanjones]

If Chloe gets a Maderna booster I bet it will be administered by NRA General Tiger, or maybe Captain Flameblade.