Illinois woman arrested after traveling on fake Covid vaccination card claiming she took the "Maderna" jab

bRaven mis behavior

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Hey, Maderna is, like, super hard to spell. And Phizer is even worse.

Thank God for good old Johnston and Johnston.

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I received both doses from the same pharmacist. Got them at Walgreen’s. They had two people dedicated to doing it so it was basically 50/50.

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Does your card look as if signed not only by the same person but with the same pen and the exact same hand position? (Bet your pharmacist could spell.)

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In contrast, my stepmom and her sister tied for spelling bee state champions (many moons ago), and they both got their vaccinations.
I’m pretty sure she’s SHDH about this.

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So you are saying we should be checking vaccination record cards for bamboo fibers? /s

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She’s undoubtedly “Hung Up” on anti-vax propaganda, which is in “Vogue” in certain circles. She’ll soon find herself “Burning Up” with fever, and if she’s lucky, she’ll “Live to Tell.”

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Christ, what a vax-hole.

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MAdernA

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Pretty sure I saw MADERNA in concert once. So she submitted a ticket stub?
This story is so confusing.

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:: fires up the photo printer and the GIMP* to make a card from that ::

  • GNU Image Manipulation Program, obs.
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I guarantee you one of her “friends” that follows her facebook is sick of her crap and called it in.

And she’ll never find out who did it.

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Oh My God Reaction GIF by PermissionIO

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image

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Mine were. Went to the same place, same person was working there.

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If only the crack auditors at Cyber Ninjas weren’t currently disabled by covid…

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Moderna isn’t (yet).

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I think that was a movie.

Maderna’s Family Reunion

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If Chloe gets a Maderna booster I bet it will be administered by NRA General Tiger, or maybe Captain Flameblade.

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